The Office: WHERE ARE THE TURTLES?!?!?! WHERE ARE THEY?!
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I honestly don’t care how psychotic Christian Bale was supposed to be in American Psycho, I find it all hilarious.
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Does anyone else feel that if they tried this in real life, it just wouldn’t look as good/wouldn’t work at all?
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Looking for something to distract me from my Tom Hiddleston sickness…This was a rather good treatment :D
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"Why am I torturing myself by creepily scrolling through all of Mr. Hiddleston’s tweets?! Sometimes I rustle my own jimmies. JUST GIVE HIM TO ME."
A TOM HIDDLESTON RANT
His name is Tom Hiddleston. He is probably the best-looking guy out there. I didn’t really think he was that attractive when I first saw The Avengers, but after a few days passed and I saw the film a second time, I realized that he is literally perfect. And once I heard that audio clip from that book he read, the one that is currently melting the hearts of fangirls everywhere (including myself), I just exploded. THIS MAN IS PERFECT. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM. HE HITS EVERY POINT ON MY LIST OF “WHAT MAKES A PERFECT MAN”:
1. He is tall. Six-two, I believe. I LOVE TALL GUYS.
2. He isn’t old or remotely close to being old. He’s only 31. THAT SEEMS PLAUSIBLE TO ME, I DON’T CARE IF HE’S A BIT MORE THAN A DECADE OLDER THAN ME.
3. His eyes are blue and perfect just like mine and we would have gorgeous children , and I’m a sucker for guys with lighter eyes.
4. The curly hair. I’m also a sucker for curly hair. A majority of the guys I’ve had crushes on in the past had curly hair.
5. The voice. THEEE VOICEEEE. GAWD. IT’S LIKE GOD’S ANGELS’ MAGICAL INSTRUMENTS RELOCATED THEMSELVES TO HIS VOICEBOX.
6. The cheekbones/overall facial structure. It’s sharp. It’s different. It’s striking. It’s so freaking extreme and I love it.
So, naturally, after discovering all these things and scrolling through tumblr for hours looking for stuff about him, I am 15342342423059% obsessed with him. I. WILL. HAVE. NOBODY. ELSE. Today I was thinking, if the guy I have a crush on from college came up to me right now, and asked me out, it would have ZERO effect on me. I WOULD NOT CARE BECAUSE I WOULD BE THINKING ABOUT MR. HIDDLESTON. THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS. I AM BEGINNING TO LOSE MY ATTRACTION FOR ANY OTHER MALES OUT THERE. Which leads me to my next problem:
IF I DON’T FIND THIS MAN AND MARRY HIM, I WILL NEVER BE TRULY HAPPY. Yes, I know, this sounds silly, and in a while I will probably look back and think “Oh, silly Past Self!” But right now…It is no laughing matter. And I’m getting seriously sad because it is highly unlikely that I will ever meet this guy, much less see him.
Yes, this will fade. I went through a Christian Bale phase, very similar to this one, a while back. But right now…GAH. I’M GOING CRAZY. THANKS FOR LISTENING.
YOU DARE SLAP TOM HIDDLESTON, JEREMY IRONS? YOU DARE?!
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Oh my God, this just breaks my heart…I’M HERE, LOKI, DON’T WORRY
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